8.21.2006

TSA flight safety tip #7

Because of the current 'threat level,' you would do well to follow the example of the Hummingbird (Archilochus colubris) and tank up on fluids before you fly. Extra points for not wearing shoes at all!
hint: Don't permanently discard your liquid or gel toiletries, they'll be allowed again after the November elections.

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