Every year at this time, our yard is overrun by undocumented aliens looking for a free handout. Here's one now (Oryctolagus cuniculus.)
We tire of losing valuable assets like lettuce (Lactuca sativa,) spinach (Spinacea oleracea,) radishes (Raphanus sativus,) and most of all, our beautiful perennial flowers to these unwelcome guest eaters. We have erected border fences but cannot afford to fully staff them. Letters to State Representative F. James Sennsenbrenner and President Bush have been sent, requesting the help of National Guard troops in protecting our borders.
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