City of Lights

Bonjour from Paris. Charmaine and I took a little jaunt to France for the Easter holiday. Here we are on top of the Arc d'Triomphe on the main boulevard, the Champs Elysées.

The Arch was put up by Napoleon to honor all his conquests in battle, and is home to the tomb of the unknown, which is marked by an eternal flame.

I'm guessing Dick Cheney has plans for one of these Arc thingy's, too. All the Bush administration needs now is a victory. At anything. Good luck with that.

Green Thursday: Spring has hatched!

Here's some little baby chicks we watched out at The Elegant Farmer in Mukwonago. It's the first official day of Spring. It doesn't get any 'greener' than that. (Too bad they're predicting 6 inches of snow tomorrow! An underlying warming trend is likely to reassert itself after the end of a La Nina cooling of the Pacific in the coming months. There were similar conditions in 1998 and 2005, the hottest so far. The U.N. blames the warming trend on human use of fossil fuels.)

LipsYard is taking a Spring Break and will return Monday, March 31, 2008. Happy Easter!

Every Green Thursday we post information vital to the health of the planet.

Happy 5th Anniversary

On the fifth anniversary of our invasion of Iraq, the United States has finally secured victory in the War on Terror. President George W. Bush declared today in a speech at the Pentagon (yet another friendly audience.)

"The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around — it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror."

Four years and three months after His fly-in "Mission Accomplished" speech, our Commander in Chief remarked;

"In Iraq, we are witnessing the first large-scale Arab uprising against Osama Bin Laden. And the significance of this development cannot be overstated."

Halfway around the planet, the guy really in charge, Vice President Dick Cheney, was cutting secret deals with leaders in the Iraqi government that will last well beyond the influence of the Neo-con administration.

Meanwhile in Iraq, a female suicide bomber killed six people at a bus station in Balad Ruz in Diyala province, according to Iraqi police. And near the northern city of Kirkuk, US troops shot dead three Iraqi policemen by mistake, an incident officials described as "a tragic accident, which was sincerely regretted."

Happy Anniversary!

A Dash of Color

A gray day needs a splash of color, and that's just what we found at The Elegant Farmer. These Pansies (Viola tricolor hortensis) are ready for the garden, but is the garden ready for the pansies. With snow in the forecast for the weekend, these little bundles of technicolor joy will just have to stay in the hothouse a little while longer. Is it just me, or do they look like they have little faces?




Or is it the face of a terrified American looking at their 401k balance? Today, the Fed's lowering of a key lending rate by 3/4 of a point brought a little color back to the faces of investors, as the stock market rebounded with a 3.5 - 4% gain on the major indecies. I'm sure the Bush Admistration is hoping that Ben Bernanke and friends can keep the US economy propped up until W is out of office, leaving yet another mess for the next President. It's a long road to that time, and we're almost out of interest basis points to cut.

First Robin of 2008

I think we've really turned the corner on Spring. Here's the first Robin (Turdus migratorius) sighting. Here they are pokin' around for stuff by the snow.

And they're frisky! Hopping around all over each other. Click HERE to listen to the 6 different calls that Robins make, and why.

The snow is melting almost as fast as Investment Bank Bear Stearn's stock price. Last summer, they were 'livin' the dream at $158 a share, now they've been sold to J.P.Morgan for $2 a share. They're just the latest example in the Bush administration's failed economic policy: tax cuts for the rich, ballooning public debt, and an unsustainable trade deficit. Before it's all over, the taxpayer pricetag for the financial markets bailout will top $3 trillion, the same price now attached to the Iraq war (celebrating it's 5th anniversary this week.)

The Big Meltdown

Temperatures in the low 50s the last couple of days have made short work of our massive piles of snow. I think there's even a little green in the lawn! Perfect for the St. Patrick's Day weekend.

It's been a long time since we've seen any sign of these plants in the front bed.

There's also been a meltdown going on in the Central Command leadership in the Middle East. Adm. William J. Fallon, the top American commander in the Middle East whose views on Iran and other issues have seemed to put him at odds with the Bush administration, is retiring early.
The admiral’s premature departure stemmed from policy differences with the administration, and with Gen. David H. Petraeus, the American commander in Iraq. Admiral Fallon had rankled senior officials of the Bush administration with outspoken comments on such issues as dealing with Iran and on setting the pace of troop reductions from Iraq.

In an article in Esquire magazine by Thomas P.M. Barnett, a respected military analyst, profiled Admiral Fallon under the headline, “The Man Between War and Peace.” The article highlighted comments made fall, in which he said that a “constant drumbeat of conflict” from Washington that was directed at Iran and Iraq was “not helpful and not useful." With him out of the way, can the march to Tehran be far away?

Green Thursday: Regulations Shmegulations

The latest trend for corporations is to show their "Green-ness." The strategy is clear: To market their eco-friendliness, and to quickly and effectively communicate how socially responsible they are. Too bad our government can't lead the charge on setting standards, or (gasp) heaven forbid, mandate them. Heck, we can't even decide if cigarette smoke is bad.

Without any governmental leadership on how best to disclose the chemical, carbon-neutral, or other characteristics that communicate earth-friendliness, these companies are choosing to do it themselves.

Something is better than nothing, but unfortunately, lacking any guidelines, its the Wild, Wild West in the world of packaging labels.

One industry has taken this task upon itself. The first organic standard for the U.S. beauty and personal care market has been launched with the support of 30 founding members including Aveda, Estee Lauder, L’Oreal, and Origins. According to the Organic And Sustainable Industry Standards, or "OASIS."

Every Green Thursday, we post items that are in the best interest of the planet.

Golden opportunity

50 years on the planet! To celebrate, Charmaine sent me this beautiful "Golden" arrangement.

Sunflowers (Helianthus annuus,) mums (Dendranthema X grandiflorum,) lillies(Lilium columbianum,) daisies (Gaillardia aristata Pursh) all add a welcome splash of color to our grey winter hangover landscape.

My birthday present to the right: No ranting today.

Jet Lag without the trip

Welcome to Daylight Saving Time. Originally created to save electricity because of the added evening daylight hours, new studies now show that those savings are more than offset by higher heating and cooling costs. Oops! Here's a video that explains it.

For the past two years, we've been in an "extended" DST pattern, because the Republican congress thought it would save more money. Wrong! Now it's going to take another act of Congress to either change it back to the way it was, or eliminate it altogether, because there's no 'Sunset' provision in the law.

There's also the effects on our inner clocks. I know I'll feel jet-lagged for a week or so, and I didn't even get to go anywhere. That lost hour also impacts on our driving. Police statistics confirm that the Mondays after the springtime change are worse than usual for traffic crashes.

What it also does, for the next month or so, is keep sending kids out in the dark to wait for the school bus, make them less alert for the first hour of class and, as evening daylight keeps getting longer, less inclined to come inside to do homework or study.

And what about the cows? It takes them a week or so to adjust to the new milking schedule, too.

There was supposed to be an economic boost to Daylight Saving. Because more people are out doing more things, and spending money when daylight lasts longer into the evening. The law of unintended consequences: A plan to save energy and money does neither, but could be good for the economy. It probably helps coffee sales.

A Crowning Achievement

7 weeks ago the filling in my back molor (the #2 molor because they count from the front, which makes your wisdom teeth #3,) cracked, and a part of the tooth actually chipped off. That's the tooth chip between dental instruments.

My dentist for 25 years, Dr. Barry Baumann, temporarily fixed the problem with a small bit of amalgam (usually used for fillings,) and we scheduled an appointment for a month later for the fitting of a crown.

In a nutshell, a crown IS a nutshell that fits over a damaged tooth. Normally made out of porcelain enamel, or metal, or a combination of both, a crown becomes the tooth's new outer surface.

After the grinding down of the outer surface of the tooth, impressions are made of the stump, and a dental technician crafts the crown.

If you really want to know more, go HERE.

Two weeks later, and voila! A new molor.

In the Bush Administration, new Attorney General, Michael Mukasey, is a 'crown' for the broken policy of civil rights, from the imprisonment of enemy combatants and torture, to the refusal to release documents, or persue contempt charges agains staffers ordered not to testify under cover of Executive Priveledge.

Green Thursday: Time Out for Green Gossip

Living Green and saving the planet is hard, but all work and no play makes Lips a dull boy. My friend Barb turned me on to a gossip web site that tracks the green comings and goings of the Hollywood set, ecorazzi.com

We need to keep up to date on "Spiderman" Tobey Maguire's vegan and 'no-leather' policy.

and who doesn't like a picture of Kate Hudson on a bicycle?

What's great about this site is that it will irritate the right twice. Once for the Hollywood culture that they (selectively) hate, and a second time for the Green movement.

Every Green Thursday we'll post information vital (mostly) to saving the planet.

It's time to binge

I'll admit it, I have a problem with Girl Scout Cookies. I can't stop eating them. I know I could easily chow through a box of thin mints single handedly in one sitting. There has got to be some secret ingredient in them that makes you crave them all the more.

Our order of cookies has been delivered, and they are now safely stowed away in the cabinet above the fridge. Safely? Hardly! We should have them locked up at the bank. Perhaps having to dig out the safe deposit box key, climb in the car, drive to the bank, park, sign the little book, go in the vault, and take the safe deposit box to a private room would temper my lust for the little treats. Not! My only hope is that I forget they are there, only to discover them on some other search mission and have a little "found pleasure" reward.

Perhaps if we dropped boxes of Girl Scout Cookies into the trouble spots in the world, combatants would be too busy eating to fight. Our troops sure love them. A month's worth of Iraq spending ($11 billion,) should do it, and think of all the great things the scouts could do with that money.

We did stay true to our word this year, only buying cookies from an acutal Girl Scout, not their parents, or worse, the sheet taped to a counter at work.

In case you need more cookies (and I may,) follow THIS LINK.

So long #4

The Packer Nation is at a standstill. Brett Favre has decided to hang up his cleets, and not return for another season.

Even I'm sporting a black armband, and I'm missing the sports gene.

All reports say that Brett is menatlly tired. Judging by how he gets pounded after every play by the defense, I'd say he's physically tired, too.

Happy Retirement, Brett! I bet it's not long until we see him hosting a reality show on Fox.

Welcome to March

Ah, March. The start of Spring, the month of my birth. It's also home to a lot of other causes:

Adopt A Rescued Guinea Pig Month
American Red Cross Month
Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) Month
Deaf History Month
Employee Spirit Month
Expanding Girls' Horizons in Science & Engineering Month
Honor Society Awareness Month
Humorists Are Artists Month
International Expect Success Month
International Ideas Month
International Listening Awareness Month
International Mirth Month
Irish-American Heritage Month
Music In Our Schools Month
National Alternative Fuel Autos Month
National Athletic Training Month
National Caffeine Awareness Month
National Cheerleading Safety Month
National Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month
National Clean Up Your IRS Act Month
National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month
National Craft Month
National Ethics Awareness Month
National Eye Donor Month
National Frozen Food Month
National Multiple Sclerosis Education & Awareness Month
National Kidney Month
National Nutrition Month
National On-Hold Month
National Social Work Month
National Talk to Your Teen About Sex Month
National Umbrella Month
National Women's History Month
Optimism Month
Play The Recorder Month
Poison Prevention Awareness Month
Save Your Vision Month
Small Press Month
Spiritual Wellness Month
Supply Management Month
Workplace Eye Health and Safety Month
Youth Art Month
Holy Humor Month

While most, OK some, of these are worthy causes, do they really need a month in their honor? Such commemorations are a headache for Congress. One-third of the new laws that were passed by Congress named a day, week or month to celebrate.

It's not complicated legislation; no hearings, no reports, no roll call votes. But the telephoning is a nightmare. A commemorative bill needs co-sponsorship by a majority of members of both chambers before it can be considered. That means 218 in the House and 51 in the Senate for each of the 250-odd commemorations that come up in each session. Lining up co-sponsors' signatures takes hundreds of phone calls for each bill, considering how often it's necessary to check and call back, or how often ''he's in a meeting.''

What's the remedy? A Commemorative Commission to take over the designating chore. The recent record of commissions in Washington is mixed, but if this one can get the nation's legislators to spend more time on substantive legislating and less on empty ceremony, it could make this Congressional Progress Year.