Jay Leno called it a typical weekend for Paris Hilton; "She spent the night in handcuffs being probed by strangers."
Barbara Walters told us Paris confessed to her on the phone; "All that dumb blonde stuff, like not knowing what Wal-Mart is? It was an act that act is no longer cute."
Even O.J.Simpson has an opinion; “When Paris Hilton was going to jail last week, more people knew about that than knew that we were sending people into space that day. It has replaced what is real news."
But when Paris hits the midwest, namely Mukwonago "Place of the Bear," you know it's big time.
The Bush Administration is thankful for the distraction from the messes they've created, although it does point out some big problems with the Justice System, but I'm sure as soon as he's done testifying on Capitol Hill about his incompetance, Alberto Gonzales will get right on that.
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