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6.01.2007

Welcome to June, National _______ Month

Everyone's got a National Something Month for June. Here's a few that I found:

In an effort to reduce traffic congestion and decrease road rage, June is Lane Courtesy Month. Stay in yours, I'll stay in mine.

June is Adopt-A-Cat Month. No way, I'm allergic.

June is National Homeownership Month. I'm onboard for this.


June is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. Trust me, nothing fun ever happens in a Urologist's office, but go anyway.

June is iPhone month. I'll celebrate next year, or maybe the year after.

June Is National Microchipping Month. Good for pet identification, bad for your pet's butt.

The first Friday in June at Krispy Kreme is National Doughnut Day. I'm in line for a free one.

June is National Safety Month. Do you know CPR?

June is National Great Outdoors Month. Push away from the computer and go outside.

June is Fireworks Safety Month. July is National lose a hand month.

June 10 is National History Day. Learn it or re-live it (and you don't want to relive the Bush years!)

June is Dairy Month. Udderly fun.


June is National Ice Tea Month. Long Island Ice Tea Month would be better.

June is National Rose Month. By any other name just as sweet.

June is Turkey Lovers Month. Gobble Gobble.

and Zoo Month, Aquarium Month, Black Music Month, Papaya Month, and on and on and on.

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